Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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