found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I wish I only lived at night.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
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The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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