shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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