I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
The adults are the big ones right?
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