OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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