god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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