So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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