i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I am spending my child support on dildos
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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