did you get engaged???
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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