So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize