is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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