there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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