So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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