ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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