Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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