Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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