Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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