We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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