i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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