It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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