Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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