Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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