Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
She's the barista slut.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Randomize
