I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
