I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
She even gives head with a lisp.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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