It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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