Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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