Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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