is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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