girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
So many bounce houses so little time
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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