On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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