margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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