im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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