i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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