I hate all girls vehemently.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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