4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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