He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You made out with two different species that night
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Randomize
