they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I touched a dick in church today
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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