We're like a lot better than the average bears
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
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