What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
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I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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