haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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