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just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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