I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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