You work out of a Hotel?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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this will be a night to untag.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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