He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Can you repeat that, but with context?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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