Yo dont text me then not text me
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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