can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Randomize
