You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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