forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
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I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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