soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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