a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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