I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Randomize
