He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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