so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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