I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
We were destined to go to rehab together
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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