so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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