found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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