don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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