Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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